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n. A derogatory term for an individual of asian descent. Due to the historic accuracy of chinese railroad worker’s sexual activity while tunneling through mountains.
“Shut the fuck up tunnel fuck!”
A term describing being stuck in slow moving or stopped traffic leading into a motor vehicle tunnel due to (1.) a person's poorly maintained brokendown crapbox of a car, (2.) another motorist's ignorance of the location of his/her fuel gauge needle, (3.) the local Department of Transportation authority selecting this day and time to close lane(s) down and stand around staring at the road, (4.) the half-wit trucker pulling a trailer too tall to clear the tunnel, or (5.) the motorist in the 4 wheel drive truck or SUV who crushed a car in his/her blind spot without utilizing a turn signal or common sense. This usually happens when you are already late to your destination.
"I was trying to get to work on time, but of course, I got tunnel fucked at the Holland 'cause some moron's rusty old F150 shit the transmission on the upgrade. I was an hour late."
"Joe's gonna be late. He got tunnel fucked downtown 'cause DOT is cleaning the storm drains. I don't know why they don't wait til after 10 P.M. for that stuff.
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The act of putting your dick into the cardboard center of a toilet paper and having your sexual partner arouse you until your dick bursts out of it, or it is bulging around the edges. You then proceed to fuck.
man, i love to tunnel fuck.
does your dick rip the tube?
naw man, i got a tiny dick.
Where hopes, dreams, and marriages go to die.
I got wasted last night and fell into a random fuck tunnel. Now my wife wants a divorce.
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An extremely filthy, highly promiscuous female. The queen of all skanks, mainly white trash.
That chick is one tunnel-gutted fuck bag!!
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