Tunnel Funnel

The act of inserting a funnel into ones anus, whilst shitting through it into another persons mouth, straining the nutrients and waterier contents of the shit. Variations may involve the addition of a liquid such as urine for easier consumption.

Person 1: Fuck dude, I'm feeling so queazy right now, I think my shitters gonna blow.
Person 2: Well don't just waste it in your undies dude, want to do a Tunnel Funnel?
Person 1: I'm down for a good old Tunnel Funnel. Thanks man, your the best older brother ever.

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Channel Tunnel Funnel

The portal to a rather smelly and unpleasant area.

After a night on the booze and Kebabs, Noel opened the door of the Channel Tunnel Funnel and gave birth to a dead otter.

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funnel tunnel

When you insert a funnel into your woman's ass and then proceed to pour different colored marbles into it. You then perform anal sex on your lady to mix them up. You and your buddies can then place bets on which color she'll squeeze out first.

Damn homey, I lost 50 bucks playing funnel tunnel with that new chick. I should have picked blue!

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funnel tunnel

When you insert a funnel into your girl's ass, then pour different colored marbles into it. You then perform anal sex on your lady to mix them up. You and your buddies can then place bets on which color she'll sqeeze our first.

Damn man, I lost 5 bucks playing funnel tunnel. I should have picked blue.

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