Turbot Tits

See also Dab Dongles and Nice Place

Tits that resemble flat fish. 2 round flat floppy turbots residing beneath her clavicles. No side profile whatsoever. Tits seriously in need of a foot pump.

Statistically the second favourite breast style after puffy tits

Jill: I can't wear that backless dress because I have Turbot Tits

Danny: I think you look fantastic

Jill: Simp