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Turd Coat

Simply a coat made entirely of human turds (different from the Turd Jacket which can be made of any human OR non-human scat)

Hello Denise! you look fetching in your new turd coat.

by Rex Fortune January 16, 2010

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Sugar coated turd

Something undesirable dressed up or talked up as if it is something desirable and sweet. It may be sweet on the outside, but it is still poop at the core. Similar to the saying "lipstick on a pig" (except 'lipstick' often refers to people, and 'SCT' to an object).

My coworker tried to dump her project in my lap, but in this sickeningly-sweet way, like it was a sugar coated turd...like I wasn't supposed to notice or acknowledge it was a turd simply because it had sugar sprinkled on it!

by armcandy2222 May 27, 2009

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Candy coated turd

THE FORBIDDEN M&M

Do I really need to add more sentences here? I don't? Ok ur a candy coated turd

by BroCraftLOL March 25, 2023


Turd Coat

Instead of the common America phrase โ€œThe red coats are comingโ€ This is a phrase about people of color โ€œThe turd coats.โ€

Turd coat a person with brown or black in their skin

The Turd coats are coming
Damn turd coat

by Buttmole asspickle February 19, 2024