Turd Hammock

1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.

Did you hear Fish made another turd hammock today, he really laid it down.

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Turd Hammock

Adult Diapers like Depends according to Bob And Tom

Hey old man you wanna buy some Turd Hammocks?

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Turd Hammock

When your ass hair is so thick it catches your turds.

Gotta shave my ass hair because I'm growing a turd hammock