Turdmaster

Nickname for the boss in a dysfunctional hierarchy since s/he essentially tells you when and where to shit.

Sorry buddy, I can’t do anything for you yet, I’m waiting for the Turdmaster to drop his giant turd so that I’ll know how to handle things.

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turdmaster

one who defecates excessively large quantities of stool.

Though our cat and dog consume similar quantities of food,
the dog is the true turdmaster.

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