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Turdsurfing

The act of using a mobile device for internet access whilst using the toilet. For example, use of an iPhone for web access while using the toilet would constitute turdsurfing.

Today I had a good turdsurfing session.

by Angrybob October 1, 2009


turdsurfer

derogatory term for a close friend who is suspected of having doing the what what in the butt aka anal sex.

Andy is a turdsurfer.

by Pat B. March 22, 2007

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