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When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.
Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.
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when a russian man fucks your wife's pussyhole with a flintlock gun
god damn it! my wife got a turkish battleship!
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Something that sounds like it should be on Urban Dictionary
Turkish Battleship, kind of sounds like something that could be on Urban Dictionary
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The act of filling someone's asshole with icing sugar (from a turkish delight) and have them fart on your face, simulating the cloud of smoke produced when a battleship fires it's cannons
Friend : yo dude why do you stink of shit and icing?
Me : probably because i gave my girlfriend a turkish battleship last night
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Something that doesn't exist or something that should not exist. Example:
"Hey, where can I find a super car that costs less than £15,000?"
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."
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The act of anal fisting a girl while pouring water on her constantly and screaming as loud as you can, simulating the sound of a battleship.
Dude last night was dope, me and this girl were doing Turkish battleships!
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Turkish Battleship, something that sounds like it would be on Urban Dictionary
"A Turkish battleship sounds like it would be on urban dictionary