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When you fart in bed, duck under the covers and inhale a lung full of your own stink gas then blow it in your partners face.
Bitch kept resisting my attemps at a dutch oven so I got her with the turkish shotgun instead.
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When you jerk off and right before cumming run across the room and quickly blow it in your partner's ass.
My girlfriend was sleeping naked so I jerked off and surprised her with a turkish shotgun.
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