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A building in Turkey used as a public bath. It's a combination of the Roman and Islamic bathing traditions that originated in the European Middle Ages. Both men and women may use the public baths, though not as mixed company.
Contrary to what most Americans believe, a true turkish bath is not a gay male hangout.
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a group of people shit in a bath tub and then force someone else's face in it
Gavin was bragging about the roofies he bought so us real men gave him a turkish bath, forced him to eat all the roofies. Definitely brought a whole new meaning to dirt nap when that fukker woke up
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Cockney rhyming slang:
Turkish Bath - Laugh
Bob The Builder - Have you finished hanging those doors yet Jim?
Jim The Builder - Are you 'aving a turkish bath? Of course not, I've been in the boozer all afternoon.
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Picture this: You are in the shower getting ready for a night out, maybe even with a beer in your hand. When suddenly, out of nowhere, you get the urge to take a crap. Unfortunately, you have no choice but to exit the hot shower and sit on the pot all wet. The steamy shit smell mixed with the hot humid air in the bathroom creates a wretched stink like no other. I have never been to turkey, nor do I have anything against the Turks. But in my mind i imagine this situation to smell exactly like a turkish fucking bath.
El Gombo: "Dude, I was fucking pouding a Yuenling in the showah before hitting up Donny's tonight and I got the rumbles wicked bad.
Jeffe: "No shit"
El Gomdo: "Yeah, I had to step out of the showah and have the squitters. "
Jeffe: "No Shit"
El Gombo: "Yeah I gave myself a Turkish Bath"
Jeffe: "How big was the ass circumference:
El Gomdo: "42""
Jeffe: "Wow, do you know Zbo kid?"
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to be completely covered in female projectile ejaculate during the act of love making.
Say you are having sex with a girl. You're railing pretty hard. So hard that you make that pussy go boom. She sprays her femme water all over your dick, while you're still laying the pipes. That, my friends, is a Turkish Bath. Embrace it.
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The act of taking an especially foul, loud and wet poop while someone else is taking a hot, steamy shower. The mixture of the poop stench and the moisture from the shower creates an environment reminiscent of a stinky Turkish bath.
Kasey: "Oh God what's that smell? Are you taking a shit?!"
Tom: "Yeah, I ate a lot of Greek food."
Kasey: " It's like a Turkish Bath House in here."
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The act of performing oral sex on a girl and then vomiting freshly consumed chili into her hatchet wound. This is an intentional act and to be performed properly, you must seal the lips around the opening of the vagina so as to form an airtight seal. You then fill the lucky girls lady parts with burning hot chili vomit. Then with her belly inflated, you violently strike the abdomen, with a two handed hammer strike, similar to spiking a volleyball, spraying yourself with the chili vagina vomit. This, mixed with the small chili particulate matter, acts as an abrasive cleaning solution, similar to Orange Clean commonly used by mechanics.
Bro, so I was going down on this girl after I had just ate some really old chili. I had just changed the oil in my car, and even after scrubbing with a bar of Dove soap, it just was not cutting it. I figured this was the perfect opportunity to grace this girl with the Turkish Dragon Bath. My skin has never been so exfoliated afterwards, but I kinda don't think she's gonna lift the restraining order she took out.
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