When a retarded, down syndrome, midget is drunk and drives a car into a turkish hot dog stand mistaking it for a speed bump, gets thrown from the vehicle, and gets smacked in the sack with a vietnamese baby.
I might have gotten botulism from my undercooked Turkish Meatball.
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Have the willing female have a large fiber enriched meal, prior to performing this act. When the willing female is ready to shit, perform anal sex and drop a load inside. The woman will then shit on a warm surface and the jizz and shit will mix together. Mold into meatballs and enjoy.
The spaghetti was lacking toppings so she added some turkish meatballs.
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when you ball up a piece of shit and fry it, then serving it to a close friend
My roommate told me how he served his little brother a Turkish Meatball the week before leaving for college.
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Best balls you'll ever need getting if your on f@#king urban dictionary
Turkish meatball your stepsis