Turlough is a very chivalrous and gentlemanly man. He is someone who shows nothing but utmost respect to all women because women are queens.
Turlough sometimes finds it hard to connect with girls because he loves them so much he gets shy around them with their perfect lips, adorable eyes and mouth watering breasts. Turlough does not like being referred to as an incell so please do not do this. If you find a Turlough, never let him go.
Hey, nice to meet you I am Turlough. I couldn’t help but notice how plump your beautiful breasts were. Could I maybe touch them??
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A Turlough is a small golem-like creature native to Irish boglands.
Rarely seen, Turlough's are renowned for their mischevious nature.
The most frequently documented problems of Turlough's are recorded by local authorities and relate to their pleasure to terrorize the anus of lambs, chickens and other small farm yard animals.
Did ye hear paddy caught a Turlough horsin' it into his pig Sinead....little cunt got away before he could catch him
I heard those micks can't even stop a Turlough fuckin' their country up
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Boy’s named Turlough are amazing singers. They have the voice of an angel. Turlough’s are always incredibly gifted when it comes to academics and intelligence. Turlough’s are hard workers with many talents, one of which being multitasking.
Turlough is such a great singer. He’s better than Madonna.
Boy’s named Turlough are amazing singers. They have the voice of an angel. Turlough’s are always incredibly gifted when it comes to academics and intelligence. Turlough’s are hard workers with many talents, one of which being multitasking.
Turlough is such a great singer. He’s better than Madonna.
someone called Turlough is objectively a bottom at all times
Turlough: Im a bottom.
Me: you fucking loser.