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When something makes you lose all excitment from being turned on
"I have to take a shit before sex " pony said , that turned off
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Basically something that disgusts you, find embarrassing or unappealing (mostly) about the opposite sex.
1. Lisa: "So, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time last night."
Natalie: "Really!? Oh my god, how was it?"
Lisa: "It was okay... but when he started climaxing, he farted! It smelled so bad!"
Natalie: "Ew!! What a turn off!"
2. "There was this random girl who danced with me at the party last night. She was so hot. But when she grinned at me at me, I noticed she was missing two front teeth. Immediately turned me off, man."
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Things that will make what seems like a really good time in bed, into something unpleasant and embarassing.
"My ex does a much better blowjob than you"
"Is your mother/daughter dating"
"How much do you weigh anyway?"
"Can we get this on"
etc, etc
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when u r really horny and suddenly u see something that takes the feeling away.
like if u see a girl and she starts giveing u a bj and ur like fuk yea this is so hot and ur excited and "turned on" and then she takes off her pants and has a dick and then takes off her/his wig and is a man then ur like wtf, want to go puke, want to kill it, and are "turn off"
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when your penis is not excited or aroused.
the opposite of turn on.
That pedestrian walking across the street was such a big turn off for me.
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A variation of the ricer flyby whereby a driver of a vehicle attempts to initiate a race by cutting off the target at a high rate of speed but before the driver of the other vehicle can respond or realizes what just happened while they were minding their own business, the ricer proceeds to turn off onto a side street, parking lot or pull a u-turn.
The technique is usually performed to save face by avoiding embarrassment and keep the ego of the driver and their inadequate machine intact. This serves to boost the self-esteem of the instigator or for the purpose of ultimate internet forum bragging rights.
Historically this maneuver was performed by drivers of anemically underpowered cars but the popularity of ricer turn offs has increased exponentially and can be seen now being performed by vehicles of every make and model including imports, domestics, minivans, pickup trucks, luxury vehicles and mopeds.
*Civic flies by Mustang*
*Civic turns off into side street*
Honda Civic driver: yo man did you see that? i just blew the doors off that Mustang!
Honda Civic passenger: nah brah doesn't count you pulled a ricer turn-off before he even knew what was goin on. We missed the mickey dees parking lot where we were gonna have lunch.
Honda Civic driver: fuck you man i ain't goin back there. i won.
Shelby GT500 driver: can someone tell me what just happened?
Shelby GT500 passenger: *shrugs*