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A You Tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles. He is currently up to 1.8 Million hits. He might be one of the biggest hillbillies of all time. His technique is to feel out the turtles with his feet and then yank them up and shriek out loud. Heeee-yip!
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
Did you see the Turtle Man get bit by that huge snapper?
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A nickname Ethan Dolan gave to himself when he saw a picture of him making a face that looked similar to one of a turtle.🐢👨
Stacy:Oh look its Ethan Dolan making that turtle face again. Me:TURTLE MAN!!!
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When having sex with your partner right before ejaculating, you grab the back of their head and do to the turtle man call (yeeeeyeeeeyeee.) and then pin her down so she can't bite you and the ejaculate right into her face and scream LIVE ACTION. When complete with the deed, carefully wrap up the catch with the comforter, remove from the house and release safely into the wild completely naked and unharmed
I brought that girl back from the bar and gve her the turtle man.
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The creepy neighbor who you think likes his turtles to ducking much and throws birthday parties for them in his backyard which gets very uncomfortable when he asks the children to come over and celebrate it with him.
Mother:it's time to go inside
Kids:why?
Mother whispers:turtle man is out now hurry!
a shelled man with a claw named Zac Neil Smith that lives in yukon oklahoma who drives a 72 buick shell with a 400 big claw
Zac Smith is amoung the few turtle claw man living today
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