Tuu Fiddyy

When your friend who’s a borderline alcoholic likes girls who are flatter than a piece of paper

Friend #1: *drunkenly texting* Todd shit skincjn

Friends #2,3,4: can you just not

Friend #1: bro I’m trashed and I just hooked up with a two-fifty
Friend #5: well, looks like we got another Tuu Fiddyy