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Phrase quoted by famous stand-up comedian Dane Cook in "ISolated INcident"
The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.
Jane: So what do you like to do for fun, Billy?
Billy: Well I like to...
Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?
*Awkward Silence*
You've been Twat Swated.
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female version of cockblock, female who stops other females from hooking up
Let me sleep with him, don't "twat swat."
I was totally going to do that guy until my friend Emily stepped in and "twat swatted" me.
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The muff-diver equivalent to a cockblock.
"I was finna smang but got twat swatted by that Becky...with the good hair."
The equal of Cock Block but intended for women.
One who prevents another from scoring sexually.
Matt was being a cockblocker, but not as bad as julie was being a twat swatter.
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Girl version of “cock block”
“Girl don’t twat swat me tonight”
- Erica Denniston & Kayla Strattman
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The female version of cock blocking, where a female try's to hook up with a man, but has her chances blown by a friend, who usually is fuck-face.
Female 1: OMG! NANCY! That bitch Susie totally twat swatted me when I was trying to talk to this amazing guy last night!
Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!
Female 1: OK!
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to prevent your female friend from receiving sexual pleasure from another.
"She could not get rid of her roommate all night, what a twat swat!"
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