Twate

A date that is initiated via Twitter.

"Hey @insertgirlsname - I'd love to ask you out on a Twate. Drinks at @TheDrakeHotel Fri?"

"Aww I'd love to @insertguysname! It's a Twate - let's meet at 11pm!"

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Twate

-noun

A twist of fate, but in the vagina.

The baby was born, by a strange twate, half-black.

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Twating

The practice of leaving a blood trail or blood spots (known or unknown) while menstruating.

Mary left a blood trail all over her office chair and toilet. She's been twating all over the clinic!

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twated

To get fucked, boloxed, cunted

or

To be hit

We got really twated, then some guy twated me in the face with an ashtray.

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twating

a good beating, or slap.

I twated it over the fence

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Twating

When somebody has nothing better to say and talks shit

Mary is twating about everyone because she is jealous.

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Twated

1:When some hits a part of their body on somethingelse like hitting your head on the wall or smashing your knee on a radiator.

If something is hit with extreme force.(Usually in a sporting context)

Example 1:
Andy:Whats wrong with your head James ?
James: I twated it on the fridge door

Example 2:
Playing golf...
James: Wow Andy you just twated that shot miles , you ll be on the green in no time

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