twelth base

the action of sniffing & sneezing, when you put your nose up someones back passage and sniff in the delightful aroma, then sneeve, unbleliavable pleasure.

"dude, i totally went to twelth base last night"
"dude, really, what even is that?"
"dude, she totally snotted up my ass"
"sweeeeeeeet"

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twelth man

Football (Soccer) term, referring to the crowd's power being so great to the point that they're almost a 12th player.

Delia Smith (quite embarrassingly) said: "This is a message for possibly the best supporters in the world. We need a twelth man. Where are you? Where are you?"

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twelth

You lost the f key while typing

Jim: Where the hell is my eph key??? This is the twelth time I lost it!!

Bob: Do you mean twelfth?

Jim: IT WAS YOU, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!