Twilight Fauxn

A person obsesed with the Twilight movies who may or may not have read the actual books. Only like the series because of Taylor Lautner's frequent half-nudity in the films, or because they drool at the sight of Robert Pattinson. (Note: usually a (pre)teen girl, but can also be boys with a fetish for Kristen Stewart.) The opposite of a TrueLight Fan.

Fan 1: OMJ JUST SAW NEW MOON TAYLOR IS SOOOOOOOO HAWT!!!!!!! TEAM JACOB ALL THA WAY <3 <3 <3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fan 2: OMC U SUCK TEAM EDWARD PWNS!!! FUTURE MRS. CULLEN RITE HERRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

Fan 3: what twilight fauxns...

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