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Twilight Herpes

When you go out in the open and the stripper glitter reflects the light and you seem to sparkle from it.
Taken from the Gaylight saga, that gay-ass gaypire, Edward Cullen.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you sparkling?

Guy 2: Shit, i think i got Twilight Herpes from that stripper last night.

Guy 1: Damn.

by V-engeance-V January 17, 2011

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