Twisted Tuesday

Drinking and probably getting drunk on a Tuesday, not because you plan to go out, just because...

Nick: Why are you guys drinking right now?
Jeff: It's 5:20 dawg.
Chapstick: And it's Twisted Tuesday?
Nick: I'm in!
Jeff: Grab a beer
Nick: I'm gonna make a Red Boston.
Chapstick: Make two!

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Titty Twist Tuesday

One day a week, specifically tuesday, when girls (sometimes even guys 😒) sneak up behind one of their girl friends and twist their tit. It’s painful and the girl usually wants revenge, so on tuesdays girls walk about covering their boobs.

Madison: *Sneaks up behind Serenity*
Madison: *Twists Serenity’s tit.*
Serenity: “Ouch! What was that for?”
Madison: “TITTY TWIST TUESDAY”
Serenity: “I’m going to kill you!”

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