Two The Easy Way

The grand and honorable act of taking a deuce or number two all while drinking an alcoholic beverage, preferably a beer. However, depending on the setting, any alcoholic beverage is acceptable.

Brian: Hey, where were you just now? Zak and I were looking all over for you.

Al: I felt a rumble n' my tummy, so I dashed to take a two the easy way.

Brian: Ah...