Two-Fronts War

This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.

I was at the urinal trying to piss when all of a sudden the Two-Fronts War broke out.

two front war

When you date two different girls that are friends, and both of them just now found out that you also date their friend.

Please dont till anyone at work that im banging Emily at sales departement. Specially not mention it to Hanna at engineering. Im trying to avoid a two front war