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A "two man" refers to when one of your friends wants to hang out with a woman, but the woman insists on bringing her friend. You then tag along with your friend to help prevent a potential cock block.
Hey dude, Lucy's bringing her friend with her to the movies. Do you want to make this a two man?
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if a guy asks if you "want to get two manned", he wants to have a threesome with you with another man
"You just tryn get two manned for the one time?"
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The most homoerotic of all sports.
When a man lays on top of another man and they slide down an icy tube together on a sled at 70mph
Hey sailor, wanna get together for a little two man luge action? Bring the KY!
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When two men take turns blowing another man, and while alternating, one fingers the recipient's asshole as if using the finger buttons on a trumpet to the tune of his favorite song.
"I just got two man trumpeted by my homies for my birthday and they even finger buttoned my asshole to the Happy Birthday Song!"
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when two guys go move to two girls
YD: Yo stepz, pree the mwassi on your right.. wys should we two man step it?
Stepz: yeah certii
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When you and another friend roll a blunt,a Marajuana filled cigar wrap, and smoke it only between the two of you. This is usually caused by both persons not seeing the other in a long while. Or just because theres two of you and a joint just wont do.
Sean I havent seen you in a minute we are definatly smoking a TMG cause we need to talk.
Sam it looks like its just you and me tonight. You wanna smoke a two man guy?
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When two guys go to the toilet at the same time. One is sitting on the toilet seat in the usual fashion, and the other sits on top of him, facing him, and shits between his legs.
Person 1 : 'Damn, they've only got one toilet here! I'm desperate!'
Person 2 : 'Hey, me too!'
Person 1 : 'Looks like we'll have to do a two man stand, I'll go on top'
Person 2 : 'Fine, just don't shit on my legs again like last time!'
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