twos on a bastard

Twos on a bastard is when a men has a one night stand with a women, but if she has his kiddy he ain't sticking around, therefore making the kid a bastard. Also: you can never goes threes on a bastard caus its just unfair on the kiddy.

Michael went twos on a bastard last night with that slag on argos corner

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two timing skunk bastard

Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches

Joe Vitale aka two timing skunk bastard

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Twos up on a bastard

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome could produce a child.

Try asking someone:

Hello cheeky, wanna go twos up on a bastard?

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Twos up on a bastard

Two males having sex with one female (when neither are married to the female) which in turn could produce a child.

You go out and a sexy lady catches your eye! Ask your mate "Wanna go twos up on a bastard?" If he says yes try your luck and try and get a dirty threesome

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Two Faced Bastard

A person that doesn't know their dad one minute their your friend the next minute they stab you in the back basically a back stabber that doesn't know their dad

First that person was on my team, we were best of friends then that person traded on me by going to a different team and completely acting like we were never friends. That person is a Two Faced Bastard

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