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The sexiest, most charming human being you'll ever meet. If you have the honor of meeting a person named Tyson, you'd better shoot your shot.
A bonus that comes with a person named Tyson, is that they are born with the gift of talented hips if you know what i mean.
A Tyson's smile is infectious and he is funny without even trying.
Any living organism: "look at those hips MOVE!"
Any other living organism: Yeah he's almost as good as Tyson"
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Tyson chicken nuggets
"I like Tyson chicken nuggets"
"Yeah, especially the dinosaurs shaped ones"
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Sexyest and Nicest Manwhore you will ever meet.
#1:omg im having a bad day
#2:need a hug?
#1:thanks
#2:how about a kiss?
#1:dont be such a tyson
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The hottest most athletic boy. But he can also be the worst when it comes to people he’s not interested in. He would leave them on read or delivered for hours, days, months, or even forever. he can also be pretty clueless when it comes to certain things, like when a girl likes him or someone is trying to give him a hint.. Sports are really important to him but so is his significant other.
Tyson; That’s strange, she’s always texting me even when i don’t respond
<Girl>”I don’t understand what i have to do to get his attention!!”
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He's. . . . . the Dude, Dude. I mean come on man, he's perfect in every way. Very nice understanding, could get whoever he wants but chooses to stay with one girl. And Loves to kick it with his buddies just chill and DERB it up. haha
Male: Hell ya I wanna kick it with Tyson who doesn't.
Female: Fuck ya I would do anything with Tyson.
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Tyson is such a sweetheart, who always has good intentions. He is really good at all sports and is nice to everyone. He’s a bit shy but that doesn’t stop him. He is so cool and can slam dunk backwards.
Who’s that person slam dunking?? Oh...that’s Tyson.
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