Type B Bride

A woman with very little interest in a big, grandiose wedding who's major concerns for her wedding day include how drunk she's getting on her hen do, the cost of the wedding, how quickly she wants it over with so she can get on with her life.

"I'm a Type B bride honey. Our wedding's going to be in the school hall, everyone's going to be dressed as characters from Firefly, I'll be turning up in my sweatpants, I'm buying the wedding cake from Wal-Mart, you can wear whatever the hell you feel like and I'll pretty much still be drunk.... so anyway, I was thinking we could go to Brazil for our honeymoon... 'cause they have a snake there!"