typical white boy

Stereotypical white male, with blonde hair often paired with blue eyes. Into sports; specifically football, wrestling, or lacrosse. Goes to the gym to work out. Usually has a fairly large ego because he knows that he's cute and uses this to his advantage. As a result, a lot of girls might think that he comes off as a bit of a douche bag. Likes fitted hats and nice kicks, knows how to dress and has swag. Typically drives a BMW, Acura, or another cart of similar kind (though it might not be the newest model). Is pretty cool with a number of different "stereotypical" groups. Likes to party, drink, flirt with girls, hook up, and have sex.

Girl 1: I just saw Joe at the gym, he's so cute! He plays football AND lacrosse. He pulled up in his BMW when he was leaving and asked for my number, I can't believe it.

Girl 2: You always go for the typical white boy!

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Typical White Boy

Ah, the basic white boy, recognizable by his tacky, and I might add, overly expensive basketball shoes named after the latest trending athlete. They may look ridiculous, but even more so with matching basketball shorts which hems hang below the knees. This will more often than not be accompanied by a name brand polyester t shirt with text such as, “baller,” indicating that the wearer has some sort of athletic prowess despite it being highly unlikely. A baseball hat, hoody, or both are very likely despite the current weather conditions and are also name brand. He probably plays basketball, lacrosse, or tennis but according to him he’s good at every sport. He’s your stereotypical male with a large ego and probably the whole Nike store in his closet. They also say dumb things like “your mom” and “that’s what she “said”. He also runs his hands every single minute through his gelled-filled hair that somehow smells like fruit despite the fact he claims he only uses non sceneted hair products.

Jessica: hey how was your date the other day?

Sarah: Awful, kept making your mom jokes and he was head to toe in Nike

Jessica: huh, typical white boy

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Typical White Boy

A white boy (n.) a male, usually Caucasian, who acts in the steroetypical style of a privileged sexist brat (occasionally hot, but ugly due to shitty personality). This includes bro-ing, calling ppl baby, having an obsession with sneakers, egotism, sexting, ethnocentrism, douchey-ness, and ect

Girl: alright brb gonna take a shower
Typical white boy: without me? ;)

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Typical White Boy

The typical white boy is most likely a high schooler or wannabe middle schooler. They normally have huge egos due to all the attention they get from girls, but that doesn’t mean they treat women with respect. In fact, it’s the opposite for most. Typical white boys are plain and simple players. As for the way they look, most of the time they have fluffy, sad mullet, or ice cream scoop hair. They wear either short shorts or basketball shorts with a hoodie or basic t-shirt. All of them play some sort of sport. Most likely; football, basketball, lacrosse, or baseball. One last thing, they are obsessed with the gym.

Girl 1: Did you see that boy in our history class? He’s so cute!

Girl 2: You mean the typical white boy?