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The most common name a black woman could give to her son
A woman has 5 sons: Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone and Tyrone. How does she tell them apart? She just calls them by their last name.
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Noun(: A philosophical belief, quote or saying belonging to the wisest of all ghetto philosophers, Tyrone.
Tyronism #219:
Never trust a woman who went out with the girls, but there were no snaps!
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A condition where you're stomach swells to gargantuan proportion, but you manage to convince yourself it is not fat.
When someone says:
It's not fat, it's muscle
(Tyronitis)
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The act of dipping your nutsack in a woman's analcavity . May or may not include slapping the woman's face with a 32" penis.
I wanna give that bitch "The Tyrone"
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the guy you'll always like not love. the worst mistake ever! he's awesome, cutest smile, best dressed, and middle class. you won't have the courage to break his heart. hold on to him. cherish him. because in a long run he'll be the guy with the hottest cars,most money, and greatest loving attitude.
tyron's an ass for making me fall in love with him!
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Tyron is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. He is so sweet, will always make your heart melt, has the cutest laugh and has beautiful eyes. Tyron is the cutest person out there. If you have a Tyron don't ever let go of him because it'll be one of the biggest mistakes of your life. Tyron is that one guy who you will love forever. He is so funny and always knows how to make you smile. Tyron is caring in all sorts of ways. He understands you. He always knows when you're not ok. Tyron will always find a way to make you feel sooo special when you're feeling not special at all. When you're sad, Tyron will make you so happy you'll forget about everything sad in your life. That's why you have to hold on to Tyron💙
Girl: Hey who's that?
Tyron's gf: that's Tyron, why?
Girl: I think I like him
Tyron's gf: hey he's mine, and will always be mine
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The guy you'll always love and he is the person who is meant to be. It will be your worst mistake leaving him. He's awesome, cutest smile, best dressed, and middle class. you won't have the courage to break his heart. Hold on to him, cherish him because in the long run he'll be the guy with the hottest cars, most money, and greatest loving attitude.
Are you searching for Tyron? He's rare .
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