U of I

This is a nickname for the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. Not to be confused with the University of Iowa ("UI" or simply "Iowa") or Indiana University ("IU"). This phrase carries with it a certain image/feel, as the University has built up a notable culture over its' century and one half existence and the phrase "U of I" quite possibly is the best label for that culture. The culture includes a passion for basketball, drinking holiday Unofficial, superb academics, and or course, a lot of orange.

College counselor: "Are you looking at U of I for college, Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "Of course I am! Its' culture is unbeatable."

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U Evol I

It's a clever secret way to say that you love them. If you feel unfortable to say i love in public or near your friends you can say U Evol I.

Johnny:U EVOL I!
Janice:2 U EVOL I!

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U know, I know

a super fucking obvious yoonmin moment in serendipity

All this is no coincidence
Just, just, by my feeling
The whole world is different from yesterday
Just, just, with your joy

When you called me
I became your flower
As if we were waiting
We bloom until we ache

Maybe it’s the providence of the universe
It just had to be that
U know, I know
You are me, I am you

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u<i

Mathematical formula proving that other people are less important than the controlling individual.

You is less than myself.

ch00b: I r teh l33t
|=46: u r geigh
ch00b: u < i, i > geigh } u < teh über geigh
ch00b: therefore you must be b00ted o_o
|=46 has left the conversation
ch00b: OMG I r teh l33t rofl

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g-u-n-i-t

G:ghetto
U:united
N:niggers
I:in
T:the hood

Damn these g-units be hatin on me! SHIIT!

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u/I-FollowAmazingFolk

The most amazing person In the universe. This person follows amazing folks because he is amazing.

Amazing Person 1: I got followed by this u/I-FollowAmazingFolk
Amazing Person 2: Yeah he follows pog people

Jew-U-I

What you get when a Jewish police officer arrests you for driving under the influence because you are a drunk Gentile/Australian actor/director who blames Jews for drunk driving laws.

Officer: Sir, you were swerving, please exit the vehicle.

Australian Gentile director/actor: Jews have started all wars and killed Jesus!

Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for Jew-U-I.

Australian Gentile director/actor: I demand my Jewish lawyer.

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