U5

U5 Is a gay furtard who spends all of his life jacking off to furry porn,
He has multiple fursuits and bathes in sperm.

Guy 1: You know U5 is a furry with no life

Guy 2: No?

Guy 1: Yes

U5ed

Ben is the fattest motherfucker alive, He eats Chan's dirt asshole full of shit, and left over candy bits.
Ben loves giving Rim jobs to minors, Ben Eats dick,

Ben weighs roughly around 200 lbs, He is 200 lbs under Chan,
Ben Lies about losing his virginity because he is a faggot, and fat.

Boxing Match

Ben Vs Chan
Fatass VS Fatass

Bens Penis weighs roughly around 100 lbs but is 1/2 cm, Ben cant play fortnite because he doesn't go outside.
Nor can he build, because hes fat.

Vaxt - Ben is fat
Del - I know hes so fucking big.
Chan - *eating a bag of chips furiously*
Del - Chan shut the fuck up, You fatass
Chan - *Mumble speech*
*Ben enters call*
Del, Vaxt - Ben is fat
U5ed is ben

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