UFP

unknown friendly people or person

hey man watch your sister that UFP is getting pretty close

UFP

The United federation of Planets from the cooler than Star Wars Star Trek series'.
(Unlike dumbfucks I use grammer. See that Apostrophe;)

Theyr planning to attack the UFP!!!

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ufp

unidenified flying penis

"LOOK MA theres a ufp in the air"

ufps

"Uncontrollable Farty Pants Syndrome"

A common malady among the male of the species. Often accompanied by an ass-scratch, balls-tug (and sniff), and other morning male rituals.

That's the third dutch oven you've given me! I think you have UFPS!

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ufp

You fucking prick.

“Oi, Maya what you doing chatting to my man ufp!”

UFP

Unique flavor profile.

Damn that glizzy has a UFP!

ufp

abbreviation for ultra fine point, ex. ufp sharpie

friend: shit i lost my pen what do i do?
me: ufp sharpies can also be used like a pen