uPod

An iPod whose volume is so ridiculously loud that everyone around them can hear what's playing.

Nice uPod. Wanna turn it down?

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uPod

A poor attempt by Microsoft to disclaim Apple's great mp3 player, the iPod, by creating a fake advertisement of an exact replica without iPod's only flaw: a battery that needs to be replaced.

Theres no way an ipod could stay that small if you were required to put in two double-a batteries.

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UPOD

Under Promise Over Deliver

Someone who promises litte but delivers more than expected. Oft practiced by sandbagger

Captain: "Scotty! when can you get th ship moving again?"
Scotty: "Oh, 12 hours at least captain, gotta replace the crystals"
Captain: "Well, I guess we are all dead then, the sun will explode in 3 minutes"
Scotty: "I'll try Captain!"
Ship surges to life, all crew saved
Captain: "Scotty you old UPOD, I knew you were sandbagging me"
Scotty: " Sorry Cap, once an UPOD, always a UPOD!"

Dude: "Well, I got some seats for the game, here they are"
They sit down behind home plate
Chick: "You are such a UPOD, we got the best seats in the house"
Chick: " I may have to UPOD you later when we "just kiss""
Dude: "Sounds like an Epic Win for me!, UPOD does it every time!"

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