Ud fucker

The nickname given to United Dairy Farmers when a disgruntled person is forced to travel a long distance to the UDF to obtain what they need.

Horny Stud: "Damn it babe, it looks like I have make a run to UD Fucker"
Horny Babe: "What?! You're going to leave now?"
Horny Stud: "I don't have any condoms hoe!"