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ULTRA Road Head

when a person in the passenger seat of a car politely takes the wheel, sets the cruise control, and receives oral sex from the driver.

GIRL: "Hey, can I drive tonight?"

BOY: "Sure, but do it with my cock in your mouth while I steer."

GIRL: "You mean ULTRA road head? Ok, I'll set the cruise control. Just remember, If I see you pull out your fucking cell phone again I'll kill us both."

by CrinkleCutPickle March 21, 2010

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