Unconn

The worst team in the league- Un talented, Un motivating,Unimpressive. If you like them you have a micro hog

Example

Loribeth:why is that man's hog so tiny?!

Ian: probably because he likes Uconn (Unconn)

Debbie: I tried to have sex with Wayne last night, but when he took his pants off I couldn't even idebtify his micro hog.

Sally: oh I'm not surprised, he plays for Uconn