ur mother

the white boi versoin of yo mom + the most fuck tard comeback in the world

A: were did u go to day?
B: all that way to ur mothers bed OOOOOO!!!! diis burn wat now biznitch

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ur mother a brother

A phrase not to be used too often. Once this is said, the world enters a vicious downfall. The most devestating thing anyone could say.

Dan: ur mother a brother
Phill: *spontaneously combusts and the whole world implodes*

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so's ure mother !

Mike Robinson....SLOA........while Robinson is buzzing one might hear after one says's something......He might reply ."So's ure ________

Im Tired.... Mike may hear that while buzzing n say "So's ure mother !.......

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ur mother a father

An old insult, forgotten by many. It give the opponent you use it on terrible confusion, especially when you say this after you say "ur mom gay". It is worse than all the "ur" insults combined. Yes, including "ur dog a frog". Everytime you use this insult, a gay mother somewhere in the world will die.

Bobby: You're an absolute fucking walnut
Jeff: Ur mom gay
Bobby: So what?
Jeff: Ur mother a father
Bobby: *suffers a heart attack and fucking esplodes*

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F ur mother

A term used when you're hangin w/ur bros and they eat the last burrito from Taco Bell.

Yo, Pedro, did you eat my last burrito? You bitch, F ur mother!

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Ur brother ur mother

Ultimate insult of all insults about sum nibbas family

Geoff: ur mum gai
Ryan: No u, ur dad lesbian
Geoff: Ur granny tranny
Ryan: no u
Geoff: Ur sisters a mister:
Ryan: UR BROTHER UR MOTHER
Geoff: is sent to thot hell to burn and never return

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ur brother is ur mother

This one is the worst of all the ultimate plot twist, it completely knocks ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur granpap a trap, and ur sister is a mister out of the park

Caleb: ur mom gay
Nick: ur brother is ur mother