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Dear 'People Who Have Already Written A Definition For Urquhart'
Urquhart does NOT have anything to do with:
a) Jerking Off
b) Describing Something in a Negative Way
or
c) Touching Someone Inappropriately
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Urquhart is actually a Scottish surname, given to those of Scottish heritage - given that they or their ancestors are/were part of the Urquhart Clan. Urquhart is also the name of a castle in Scotland, named Urquhart Castle, located by the Loch Ness.

From,
Someone in the Urquhart Clan, who you have offended severely. Xoxo

Urquhart: a clan, or a castle.

by anonymous-scotsman October 5, 2018

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Urquhart

To jizz and laugh at the same time into someone's sock or socks that they are actually wearing.

John just totally urquharted in my new adidas socks when i was sleeping

by fudgeganoosh December 30, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Urquhart

Adjective. Used to describe the telling of a terrible story. One that does not need telling and does not improve the general conversation being had.

Opening statement: "I once phoned a man in my work that was called Urquhart. He was amazed that I pronounced his name correctly"

Reply from the rest of the group involved in the conversation: "Urquhart!"

by NonTwitcher April 24, 2015

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Urquhart

To urquhart - To sexually violate someone

Roger got Urquharted in the club last night

by nps123 March 1, 2015

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Urquhart

A cunt.

From Urquhart.

Your a wee Urquhart today

by Urquhart January 28, 2020

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urquhart

in a state of absolute sexual orientation leading to wanking at least 3/4 times a day.

I think my mate is a bit urquhart right now

by Dabber123mcbigdick September 20, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


urquhart

Closet gay who strokes men off at conferences

An Urquhart gay postdoc from Nottingham, UK

by HappyHardcore November 21, 2006

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