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the four utensil positions are the: spoon, fork, spork, and knife
They got really stoned and experimented with all the utensil positions the whole night.
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A box, space in cabinets or enclosure where you keep all the utensils which are used once in a year, yet you need them for those "just in case" moments. For example A Potjie (spelled PoyKee is a cast iron pot from South Africa which deserves to go inside a Utensilator.
" Joey ! Can you put away this "potjie" back in the Utensilator please"
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One of three things a man uses to pleasure a woman.
1. Fingers
2. Tounge (eating out)
3.Penis
1. Kipp: Man i used my first utensil last night!
Steve: How many!?
Kipp: Three!!!!
2. Kipp: Hey steve guess what!
Steve: What kipp!?
Kipp: I used my second utensil. last night.. and it tasted AWESOME!
Steve: JEALOUS!!
3. Kipp: hey steve.. I used my third utensil last night..
Steve: Nice!! Did it hurt her?
Kipp: Always does!
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when males and females lie together all facing the same way
type 1: clothed
type 2: unclothed
The other day my boyfriend and i were utensiling.
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Instruments used for the art of fencing.
Outside of American Eagle, one may discover ladies fencing for advertisement. Observe the skills they have with the fen utensils!
absolutely a verb.
To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.
Person 1 says something sexist/racist.
Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.