Uber Run

Ordering an uber from a nearby restaurant and seeing if you can jerk off before it arrives.

"I see Uber is now in our area"
"Yeah dude a tried an Uber Run last night"

Uber running

Running as far as you want in any direction then taking an uber home.

I went uber running earlier. I went 15 miles west, a new record.

I keep my run fresh by uber running.

When I want to explore I go uber running.