Uberpie

A pie that is made of pure awesome that appears in random places. When eaten, the user will turn into a chiwawa of doom, that flies around on a jetpack and shoots lasers out of it's eyes. Yeah, it's awesome.

Random person #42- "Have you seen Nathan lately?"
Innocent bystander- "Sort of, he ate an uberpie, and Taco Bell found him and made him into a mascot."
Random person #42- "Awesome."

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