Uggo McSmuggo

Uggo McSmuggo is the best person you'll ever meet! She is kind, caring, has 3 fat rolls, and can always be there for you when you need her! Her personality is briney, bubbly, and oh so funny! If I had to describe the 3 best things about an Uggo McSmuggo, it would be their boils, their charm, and their tenacity. Overall, Uggo McSmuggo is the perfect girl and every guy would be lucky to have her!

Derek: Oh my God, it's Uggo McSmuggo
Uggo McSmuggo: *queefs*
Derek: I think I just had an orgasm
Tyler: My penis is super hard!