Ugly face, beasty legs

1. A female who has both a terribly ugly face, coupled with grossly hairy or unshaven legs. Probably the worst looking specimen of female humanity.

To be an 'ugly face, beasty legs'.

Dude: "Man, that chick is gross."
Other Dude: "I know. A true 'ugly face, beasty legs' is what you have there.
Dude: "I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth."

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