Ultinormie

Ultinormie - a person who all the sudden is crazy about smash ultimate and will not stop praising the game. they freak out whenever someone is announced for smash ultimate but never talks about announcements for any other games ( example - e3 - 2019) they always talk about how they "started" on melee when they were 5 or some dumb fucking age like that (because a 5 year old somehow is able to play a game that requires a lot of planning, memory, timing and strats?). whenever you are at their house or they are allowed to bring a system with them, they always have smash with them and nothing else. they act like a real nintendo fan but in reality they are a normie and the only franchise they've played is mario and their earliest console they own is a wii u

you: hey, Ultinormie what are you excited for in 2019!

Ultinormie: bAnJO kAZOoiE