Uncle Pat

A man with a potato head, Uncle to many. Particularly those in the Baur family. He will not only single handedly eat your face off, but he will not hesitate to use profanity to those ages 3 and under. He will kill you.

Uncle Pat: "Get your ass up, child"

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uncle pat

a guy who tells other guys how he loves his girlfriend even though they dont wanna hear it

a bunch of guys are watching football and one of them says "i love meri so much" come on we dont care thats bull

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The Uncle Pat

An involuntary, obvious, and not-so-subtle physical pat on the back or side of shoulder given by a woman receiving a hug, who is uncomfortably being held in the arms of the one delivering the hug.

The Uncle label being the one man in the family that everyone calls Uncle - who's identity lies somewhere between a long lost cousin or just some guy who partied with your dad around the time you were born.

Uncle Ronnie sees you during a holiday event, eyes you up and opens his arms for an embrace. As you hug him he hugs you tighter and tells you how grown up and beautiful you look. After the initial union is made The Uncle Pat is delivered and the rate and power of the pat will increase with the length of the hug.