Uncle Randy

Slapping a famiily member (not spouse) in the face with your dick while they are sleeping, screaming suck it bitch!

Uncle Randy is Slapping a famiily member (not spouse) in the face with your dick while they are sleeping, screaming suck it bitch!

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Uncle Randy's funhouse

The spare room your uncle keeps locked.
Often the location of thousands of pornographic DVDs , VHS tapes and magazines.
Occasionally the location of you wearing only bunny ears surviving solely on corn cobs and diet orange soda.

After two weeks in Uncle Randy's funhouse, I don't think I'll ever be able to sit right again. All the eye bleach in the world could never be enough.