An uncle who touches male members of the family
Oh uncle pedo Dilip, please don't touch my anus while we're drunk
14π 2π
When your uncle hands you a dildo and says to shove it up your grandma's ass
My Uncle did a Pedo Uncle at christmas
one up from ur aunt ase
when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*
Offently refered to the weird member of the family who touches up family members
β Uncle Ollie Barber donβt be an Uncle pedo, stop touching me!β