Uncontrolled Chaos

Defined as all sorts of sexy hell breaking loose on the female population. Sexiness equivalent in grandeur as biblical catastrophes on the scale of the four horsemen of the coming apocalypse coming to exact terrible judgement. Uncontrolled Chaos is typically caused by two or more individuals, usually best friends AKA Nicholas & Mark, both devilishly handsome, who fuck shit up wherever they go. Fathers hide your daughters.

Uncontrolled Chaos
Mark "Hey I'm Mark."
Girl 1 "Aww your cute. Here's my number ; )"

Nicholas "Sup."
Girls 2,3, & 4 "Enter us... simultaneously..."
Nicholas "Word."

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