Underground Voter

An ineligible voter who is not supposed to be on the voter rolls but somehow got his votes counted. This includes the dead (six feet under-ground), teenagers, cartoon characters, non-citizens, armies of body doubles, those pretending to be their grandpa or aunt.

How to achieve a 99% voter participation rate? Have a lax voter roll and have each underground voter mail their ballots in by truckloads. #CountEveryVote. Nobody is going to check. Anybody who contested the election results is racist and the enemy to our People's democracy! Take our word for it since we run the election and we have the judges in our pocket. Bwahahaha.

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