Union Square

A public place in New York City, where scene kids hang out. Particularly left with nothing to do, but get high, get drunk, make out and "do it up". A majority of people who chill at here are from the ages of 14-23. Once deemeed too old they are ejected or leave before they are seen as a pedophile.

Also a breeding ground for scumbags like Tropical Justin.

Scene Boy: "Yo, I heard Tropical J, got a handjob from this ugly scene girl"
Scene Girl: "Wow, thats amazing. I love man sluts with housing issues and big plugs."
Scene Kid: Word. Doing it up! Let's get drunk! I love Union Square!

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the coffee shop at union square

the worst fucking place to work ever.

if you feel like wanting to kill yourself while you dine, or after your 10 hour shift, go to coffee shop.

you work at the the coffee shop at union square?
yes..
i thought only models worked there?
ummm..
well,i mean, you could be a part time model!


"would you like fries or salad with that?"

"can i sub fruit?"

"no"

::blink::blink::

"we dont do substitutions on brunch"

::blink::blink::

....


"can i have a side of bacon with my eggs?"

"sure for 5 dollars"

..............

(french table)
= no tip.

(ghetto table)
= i asked for my burger well done.
im not tipping you. even though i wasnt going to anyway.. oh and can i have a straw with my water? and lemon
and a pickle and xtra mayo. and crispy bacon. and kool aid? do you have free refils?

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